Thursday, March 26, 2009
toenail got hurt...
got a blue black inside my toenail...actually 2 weeks ago it just a bit only, but bec i avaricious 2 play last week,ice sket wif mh(original plan was celebrate birthday wif denisa de, but we end up wif mh,his gf,fiona n me go ice sket,other elninos friends all went watch movie wif denisa...pai seh ya denisa...XD), basketball, follow by elninos frizb de beep test, + go badminton wif jim in sunway which play so much continuously in 3 days...finally whole toenail b come black d T.T...yukxsss....really hate it...if i upload the pic u all sure say i color it...haha...hope the nail won come out in long run......really sien when got an injury n hav to stay at home...i m wondering how william feel when we play frizb while he got his finger hurt...just can c can't play...zzz...hope u recover soon...mine arr, i don think wil recover so fast le =.=! just hope my toenail won crack la...XP
Friday, March 20, 2009
today going 2 celebrate denisa de birthday...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ya....denisa...forget 2 help u count down o...bec cow 2 strong...can't even move it =.=!how 2 make it down??hahaha
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Re: Tag by william & denisa
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 1
Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
(X) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2
Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
() Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 4
Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 5
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 6
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship [abusive to the heart, hell yea!]
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 7
Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
( ) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 9
Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 12
Level 9
( ) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 12
Level 10
(X) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on ( I havent found out)
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 14
Level 11
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 16
Level 12
(X) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 17
Level 13
(X) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 19
Level 14
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 22
Level 15
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 24
Level 16
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made a Prank Phone Call
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 27
Level 17
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 28
Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 30
Level 19
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 30
Level 20
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 30
Level 21
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 30
Level 22
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House.
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 32
Level 23
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 33
Level 24
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 34
Level 25
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 35
Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(X) Tried to hurt yourself
SO FAR: 37
Level 27
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 37
Level 28
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 39
Level 29
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someone's tyres
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
SO FAR: 39
walao e...so long...finally =.=!really do til asthma...zzz
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 1
Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
(X) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2
Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
() Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 4
Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 5
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 6
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship [abusive to the heart, hell yea!]
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 7
Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
( ) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 9
Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 12
Level 9
( ) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 12
Level 10
(X) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on ( I havent found out)
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 14
Level 11
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 16
Level 12
(X) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 17
Level 13
(X) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 19
Level 14
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 22
Level 15
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 24
Level 16
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made a Prank Phone Call
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 27
Level 17
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 28
Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 30
Level 19
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 30
Level 20
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 30
Level 21
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 30
Level 22
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House.
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 32
Level 23
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 33
Level 24
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 34
Level 25
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 35
Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(X) Tried to hurt yourself
SO FAR: 37
Level 27
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 37
Level 28
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 39
Level 29
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someone's tyres
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
SO FAR: 39
walao e...so long...finally =.=!really do til asthma...zzz
Re: Tag by william & denisa
001. Real name → Mr hiew
002. Nickname(s)→ superman
003/4. Zodiac sign → Gimini
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Kuan Cheng Kindergarten in kl
007. Middle School → Kuan Cheng(1-4) + Puay Chai(5&6)
008. High School → SMJK Katholik
009. College School → kdu...may b change to sunway this yr
010. Hair color → rainbow
011. Long or short → sometimes too long too short
012. Loud or Quiet → loud when in front of ppl i really know well, don even 1 2 talk when surrounded wif too many strangers
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → Phone
015. Health freak → Nop
016. Drink or Smoke? → drink ba...bec i hate smoke
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → may b...
0018. Eat or Drink → both
019. Piercings → nop
020. Tattoos → none
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → nop
024. First best friend → hmm...i think in puay chai de, but he d pass away when we turn f5 i think...now may b ah kai ba...
025. First award → std 2...i think was in sba badminton competition(a packet of milo =.=!)
026. First crush → the first most serious 1 was in f3(ppl hu know me well u know wat happened la...XD)
027. First pet → turtle gua...
028. First big vacation → 肯定害人(genting) gua...
030. First big birthday → None
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Nothing
050. Drinking → Nothing
052. I'm about to → to do homework
053. Listening to → 我不配(J chao de)
054. Plans for today → sleep enuf 4 2morrow go pyramid(stil wondering going or not..bec no transport)
055. Waiting for → know more friends lol....hoping 2 have a gf...XP
FUTURE:
058. Want kids?→ yup
059. Want to get married? → yup
060. Careers in mind → investor, banker, accountant, sell roti cina(may b)...XD
WHICH IS BETTER IN THE BOY/GIRL YOU LIKE?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → anything
072. Romantic or spontaneous → may b both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach
074. Sensitive or loud→ sensitive, but not 2 extreme
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
076. Trouble maker or hesitant → neither...
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → nop...i m not 四眼金鱼 la =.=!
081. Ran away from home → hmm...may b...during night mare
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → during playing cs...haha
083. Killed somebody → in cs may b...XD
084. Broken someone's heart → ppl broke mine T.T
085. Been arrested → nop
087. Cried when someone died → nop
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → mayb...
090. Miracles → Yup...but din happened b4
091. Love at first sight → Yup...haiz...heart break
092. Heaven → yea
093. Santa Claus → in my dream
094 Tooth Fairy→ in movie =.=!
095. Kiss on the first date→ din even hav gf until now...how date n kiss?
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → sure...but i don think hav a chance
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → hu will?ppl r greedy de la...so don complaints lol
099. Do you believe in God → sure...but 机会在左手, 命运在右手,努力在双手...^ ^
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.
Tag: Same ppl as previous tag
002. Nickname(s)→ superman
003/4. Zodiac sign → Gimini
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Kuan Cheng Kindergarten in kl
007. Middle School → Kuan Cheng(1-4) + Puay Chai(5&6)
008. High School → SMJK Katholik
009. College School → kdu...may b change to sunway this yr
010. Hair color → rainbow
011. Long or short → sometimes too long too short
012. Loud or Quiet → loud when in front of ppl i really know well, don even 1 2 talk when surrounded wif too many strangers
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → Phone
015. Health freak → Nop
016. Drink or Smoke? → drink ba...bec i hate smoke
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → may b...
0018. Eat or Drink → both
019. Piercings → nop
020. Tattoos → none
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → nop
024. First best friend → hmm...i think in puay chai de, but he d pass away when we turn f5 i think...now may b ah kai ba...
025. First award → std 2...i think was in sba badminton competition(a packet of milo =.=!)
026. First crush → the first most serious 1 was in f3(ppl hu know me well u know wat happened la...XD)
027. First pet → turtle gua...
028. First big vacation → 肯定害人(genting) gua...
030. First big birthday → None
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Nothing
050. Drinking → Nothing
052. I'm about to → to do homework
053. Listening to → 我不配(J chao de)
054. Plans for today → sleep enuf 4 2morrow go pyramid(stil wondering going or not..bec no transport)
055. Waiting for → know more friends lol....hoping 2 have a gf...XP
FUTURE:
058. Want kids?→ yup
059. Want to get married? → yup
060. Careers in mind → investor, banker, accountant, sell roti cina(may b)...XD
WHICH IS BETTER IN THE BOY/GIRL YOU LIKE?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → anything
072. Romantic or spontaneous → may b both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach
074. Sensitive or loud→ sensitive, but not 2 extreme
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
076. Trouble maker or hesitant → neither...
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → nop...i m not 四眼金鱼 la =.=!
081. Ran away from home → hmm...may b...during night mare
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → during playing cs...haha
083. Killed somebody → in cs may b...XD
084. Broken someone's heart → ppl broke mine T.T
085. Been arrested → nop
087. Cried when someone died → nop
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → mayb...
090. Miracles → Yup...but din happened b4
091. Love at first sight → Yup...haiz...heart break
092. Heaven → yea
093. Santa Claus → in my dream
094 Tooth Fairy→ in movie =.=!
095. Kiss on the first date→ din even hav gf until now...how date n kiss?
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → sure...but i don think hav a chance
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → hu will?ppl r greedy de la...so don complaints lol
099. Do you believe in God → sure...but 机会在左手, 命运在右手,努力在双手...^ ^
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.
Tag: Same ppl as previous tag
Friday, March 13, 2009
My boss fainted when he see the form filled by the interviewee
Name: Ah Meng
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada Marriage
status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?
pics for you to smile
挖塞!該減肥了!摳不到屁股了 ........
cant reach ur buttock? time to go ON DIET!
THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Management Lessons(copy fr email)
Lesson Number One
*****************
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A small
rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and
do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
*******************
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would
love to be able to
get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied
the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The
turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength
to reach the first branch of the tree. The
next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was
proudly perched at
the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted
by a farmer,
who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
*********************
When the body was first made, all the parts
wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I
control the whole
body's responses and functions." The feet
said, " We should
be Boss as we carry the brain about and get
him to where he
wants to go." The hands said, "We should be
the Boss because
we do all the work and earn all the money.
And so it went on and on with the heart, the
lungs and the eyes
until finally the asshole spoke up. All the
parts laughed at the
idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the
asshole went on
strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed,
the hands clenched,
the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began
to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole
should be the Boss,
so the motion was passed. All the other parts
did all the work
while the Boss just sat and passed out the
shit!
Management Lesson?
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any
asshole will do.
Lesson Number Four
**********************
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the
bird under the pile
of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
him!
Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your
enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is
your friend.
*****************
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A small
rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and
do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
*******************
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would
love to be able to
get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied
the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The
turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength
to reach the first branch of the tree. The
next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was
proudly perched at
the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted
by a farmer,
who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
*********************
When the body was first made, all the parts
wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I
control the whole
body's responses and functions." The feet
said, " We should
be Boss as we carry the brain about and get
him to where he
wants to go." The hands said, "We should be
the Boss because
we do all the work and earn all the money.
And so it went on and on with the heart, the
lungs and the eyes
until finally the asshole spoke up. All the
parts laughed at the
idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the
asshole went on
strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed,
the hands clenched,
the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began
to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole
should be the Boss,
so the motion was passed. All the other parts
did all the work
while the Boss just sat and passed out the
shit!
Management Lesson?
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any
asshole will do.
Lesson Number Four
**********************
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the
bird under the pile
of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
him!
Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your
enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is
your friend.
today is spm result day!!!
haha..although i know its late d...but hope my wish wil come 2 u all........good luck in result day!!!XD
boring...lets talk about the stupid pig
hate those malay P_ _ hu think they r pretty smart!!! i went MV wif my sister 2 watch "city of ember" yesterday...u guess wat? got 2 malay guy n 1 girls hu act like very smart n keep kicking our chair during the movie was going on...n when we look back, they just show us a stupid look...=.=! n i was wondering...y the girl who looks soooooo thin wil b the malay guy as fat as 2 x yao chung(may b 80/90kg x2 i think...haha)size de girl friend ler?how come i don hav 1 de arr...zzz...1 me eat til his size mer =.=!......after the movie, when i was trying to make sure tat hu r they(i mean their mien n r they malay), then one of the idiot just turn out acting like a bitch n shout at me:MENGAPA?!.........wat mengapa?1 me eat bak kut teh arr !#$%$#*)^$%0^&%^*)&.......kick ppl so many times during the show then now stil show me the bitch face >>>(*@*)<<< .....anyway........thx 4 reading all of my craps here...hehe
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
another boring week =.=!
1 class per week only ler...& 1 class just 3 hr ler...sien like hell ler =.=!...any 1 got something for me to do arr???i m too free to learn something new...haha...but i m enjoying this type of life...eat liao sleep, after sleep, wake up watch movie or play games, then sleep or eat again...haha...its "PIG LIFE"...i know...every 1 surrounding me looks so busy......tats y now i'm finding something 4 me to work hard......just to looking forward to fri de ice sketing n saturday de frizb match...hope can know some leng lui...^ ^
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
最痛的伤,也就是最安静的
the hardest words to spit it out in this world is------
" I HAVE TO GIVE UP"
i truly believe tat giving up its type of way to help u to move on in yor life, but those words if 1 me to spit it out fr my mouth wil really makes me go mad...how m i going to face tat type of hopelessness(especially when u force to giv up which u really not hope to do so...)......but wat to do?life stil has to carry on...haha...emoing wil not helps anything except causes all yor friend to leave u alone...i comprehend...
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